Dolora Zajick ROCKS
On Sirius Satellite Radio right now "Classical Voices" station: Dolora Zajick singing "Mon coeur s'ouvre a ta voix" from Samson et Dalila -- holy shit is all I can say.
On Sirius Satellite Radio right now "Classical Voices" station: Dolora Zajick singing "Mon coeur s'ouvre a ta voix" from Samson et Dalila -- holy shit is all I can say.
Larry lived alone in his small inner-city apartment. He had no friends and most people ignored him at all costs.
A mother repeatedly tosses her infant so that it hits the ceiling.
"The lesson he had taught himself, and which he tried to teach others, was summed up in the one word 'Simplify'. That meant simplify the outward circumstances of your life, simplify your needs, simplify your ambitions; learn to delight in the simple pleasures which the world of Nature affords. It meant also, scorn public opinion, refuse to accept the common definitions of success, refuse to be moved by the judgment of others. And unlike most who advocate such attitudes, he put them into practice."
One evening late in the war he was at the crowded bar of the then-smart Pyramid Club, in uniform, and behaving quite outrageously. Among the observers an elderly American Admiral had been growing more and more incensed. He now went over and tapped Teddie on the shoulder: "Lieutenant, you are a disgrace to the Service. I must insist on having your name and squadron." An awful silence fell. Teddie's newly-won wings glinted. He snapped shut his thin gold compact (from Hermes) and narrowed his eyes at the admiral. "My name," he said distinctly, "is Mrs. Smith."
ALIENS
My first grade teacher, Mrs. King, had the misguided notion that she would teach us about converting to the metric system. To accomplish this, she had set up a table at the front of the classroom, covered with pitchers of water and plastic glasses and containers of various shapes and sizes. Within five seconds, most of the room was ankle-deep in water and waterlogged paper towels. Twenty-five shrieking children were flinging water at each other, at me, and at her. I turned to Mrs. King, her freshly lavender hair sodden and dripping, and said, my tone also dripping with judgment, "I don't think this was a very good idea."
Dan and I stopped for dinner at one of our favorite restaurants in Chelsea, "Blue Moon", which is a truly scrumptious Mexican place. We were overjoyed to read the nametag on our waiter's shirt, which read, simply, "Fucker" in elegant cursive script. When he approached with the water pitcher, I complimented him on his nametag, and then asked him what his middle name was. He just grinned and waggled his eyebrows a few times. What a guy. Later he graciously agreed to be photographed.