Sausage Fondle

Walking down 17th Street near Union Square earlier today, I was startled by a deli sign on the sidewalk, which said "We have the World Famous Sausage Fondle!"

Huh? Could I really get my sausage fondled if I went through their smudged glass doors?

I guess I need optical help, because as I got closer, I saw that the sign actually read "We have the World Famous Sausage FONDUE!"

I was somewhat relieved, at first, but then I couldn't really discern which would be worse: Sausage Fondle or Sausage Fondue.

You, dear reader, can decide for yourself.