Melons

Earlier today we were searching through our books looking for ones we no longer wanted, to go in the "donate" pile. I opened a random book and a photograph of me fell out. Clearly I had been using it as a makeshift bookmark (I am well known for such behavior). In the photo I am wearing a woman's black bikini top, generously stuffed with two canteloupes. I have an eerily saucy look on my face and I appear to be biting my lower lip. I just looked up canteloupe in the dictionary to make sure there was a 'u' in it, and found it described as a "muskmelon" with a hard rind and sweet flesh. Sounds positively pornographic, n'est-ce pas?