Panty-Lines

I was browsing blogs the other day and came upon this deliciously acidic harangue:

"If you see me walking along the corridors, do not stop to speak to me. I bite. Especially if you are a certain fat, ugly and untalented female sloth with a high-pitched voice and panty-lines showing through an overly-tight skirt."

I couldn't just let it go, and unfortunately I have misplaced the blogger's name so I cannot properly attribute her text to her. Maybe I should google some of the phrases and see if I can find her again.