Lovely and Sorta Funny Household Hints

Mayonnaise will kill lice; it will also condition your hair.

Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it.

Insect sting? Spray on WD-40 and rub it in.

Fungus on toe or fingernails - Vicks Vapor Rub.

Peanut butter will get scratches out of CDs. Wipe off with a paper coffee filter.

Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and a cup of Milk of Magnesia, soak for 20 minutes, let dry. Will last for many years.

Removing labels from glassware - rub with WD-40 or peanut butter.

Baked-on food - fill container with water, put a Bounce fabric softener sheet in. Soak overnight.

Dirty grout - Listerine.

Grease stains - Coca Cola. It will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight.

[Courtesy of Kristen]